From: PAT TORPEY Unoficial Web Site
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Mr.Big Tribute - Influences & Connections
● Influences & Connections vol.one mr.big (Jul.01.2003 UP)
produced by Pat ReganMR.BIG Paul Rodgers(v) Richie Kotzen(g) Billy Sheehan(b) Pat Torpey(d)
WILD WORLD John Waite(v)
PRICE YOU GOTTA PAY Glenn Hughes(v)
ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH Billy Sheehan(v)
PROMISE HIM THE MOON Ann Wilson(v)
TO BE WITH YOU
JUST TAKE MY HEART
CRAWL OVER ME Pat Torpey(v) Matt Sorum(d)
SHINE Brett Bamroe(v) Keanu Reeves(b)
GREEN TINTED 60S MIND Donnie Vee(v)
ALIVE & KICKING Glenn Hughes(v)
DADDY BROTHER Joe Lynn Turner(v) Yngwie Malmsteen(g)
other guests are
Chuck Wright(b), Steve Lukather(g), Lanny Cordola(g), Marty Friedman(g), Steve Stevens, Doug Pinnick, Ty Tabor, Stevie Salas
From: Becky Official
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Becky New show on 14th July @ Viper Room
Becky will play at Viper Room on 14th July.
hi everyone! ... july 14th 11:30pm at the viper room in west hollywoodcalifornia ... becky live! ... hope to see you there!
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Becky Review(?)The One and His Four Strings Dept.
So I accidentally saw Keanu Reeve's new band last night at the world-famous Viper Room (and infamous backdrop of River Phoenix's fatal overdose). (Is it possible to talk about the VR without mentioning that? They might as well have chiseled the chalk outline outside the smokers' entrance on Sunset.)
We were smuggled in through the kitchen, in a fashion similar to those dramatized in such movies as Goodfellas and Swingers, lacking only the shaky Steadicam chasing us weaving among chefs and busboys giving us a confused, yet hairy, eyeball. This is the preferred method of entry of the Hollywood in-crowd. Only an unconnected chump would go to the front door and tell the bouncer they're on the list, then stand there as he looks at his clipboard, asking how you spell your name, bending your driver's license while hunting around for your birthday and maybe saying that he knows someone from your hometown.
So in through the back door, and there I was, in front of the stage, inadvertently getting an earful of Keanu's new project. It was a feeling not dissimilar to walking into a bathroom at a crowded party and discovering that someone's getting blown in there, not two feet in front of you -- a flash of embarrassment, a few seconds of quizzical interest and open-mouthed staring, followed by a hasty retreat and some muttered apologies. Keanu, sporting a patchy beard and a painstakingly mussed garage-band hair-mop that his stylist must have spent hours on, lashed out at his bass like it a personal assistant who just dropped a conference call with Harvey Weinstein. As an actor-cum-rockstar, I am compelled by precedent to claim that his stylist "painstakingly mussed" his hair and clumsily compare his musical prowess to the abuse of a personal assistant. These are the Laws of Writing About an Actor's Just-Crappy-Enough-to-be-Onstage Rock Band.
Furthermore, I am bound to acerbically note that this band made me long for Dogstar, his previous musical effort, even though I am totally unfamiliar with their music. Or, in lieu of the musical rimshot, I can long for Little Buddha. (I will refrain from twisting quotes from his film work to disparage the band [i.e. "Whoa. I know Kung Fu" becomes "Whoa, I know...how to suck!"])
[Deleted: treatise on why rock-groupies are better than movie-groupies, and why movie stars will only enjoy the attention of movie-groupies despite being in a rock band, referencing various unlikely marriage of supermodels and actresses to rock-stars that look like white grapes mounted on a microphone stand.]
I must also speculate that Keanu took up the bass ("Dude's it's just four strings? How hard can it be?") because most four-piece rock outfits do not carry a dedicated triangle player and there is no way for an action star to look dangerous spanking his wrist with a tambourine.
After racing through seven or eight songs, Keanu's New Band left the stage. Weary from the furious mental note-taking of all of the details I would need to fulfill the obligations of Writing About an Actor's Just-Crappy-Enough-to-be-Onstage Rock Band, I flashed Keanu an overly-enthusiastic devil-horns. He acknowledged me with a simple nod, and a mouthed "Thanks, bro," as he pushed into the booth next to mine. It should be noted that Keanu and I once engaged in a heated best-of-three session of scissor/paper/rock for the rights to proposition a particularly stunning cocktail waitress at Skybar, which he won by throwing down three consecutive "rocks," (who does that? Where's the gamesmanship in that?) and so there's been a fragile, worthy-adversary vibe between us ever since.
After we settled in to watch the headlining band, Keanu sent me three bottles of Rolling Rock, delivered by the cutest waitress in the room, who placed them in front of me, saying, "Rock. Rock. Rock." I looked over to his booth and he looked away quickly, stifling a laugh.
You may have won this round, Keanu, but I am obligated to post an unflattering photograph and write that your new band sorta sucks.
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Becky Review(?)The Sequel's Never As Good...Reloaded
Another Monday night spent sitting in my favorite booth at the world-famous Viper Room -- you know, one of those booths where the booze arrives in buckets, free, because I am terribly important around Hollywood. Metal Shop, Los Angeles' second-most-popular 80's heavy metal tribute band, rocks away on the stage, as Niko, the drummer from the Velvet Curtain, my 80's heavy metal tribute band, claws his eyes out in rehab. This week he thinks he's a badger that can survive only on turkey jerky and 40-oz bottles of Old E.
Last week, Keanu's new band played the Viper Room. They've never had the pleasure of warming a room for The Curtain, but we're in talks to make it happen.
I'm dragging on a Rolling Rock and making eyes at a brunette I would be able to identify as Eliza Dushku if I hadn't been drinking for seventeen straight days when someone slides into the booth next to me. He's wearing a yellow trucker hat advertising an establishment called "Ted's Beaver Repair."
"Dude," he says.
I turn toward him.
"I knew I'd find you here. That's some fucked up shit you wrote about my band last week."
"I thought I acknowledged that as a band with a celebrity in it, I am required to cynically cut it down. Besides, you should see how I treat Harrison Ford, and he just flies helicopters."
A cute waitress pushes her way through the crowd to my booth and delivers a fresh bucket of beers. Rolling Rocks. I grab her arm before she can leave.
"Does this joint have a kitchen?"
"Nope," she says.
"A-fucking-ha!" says Keanu.
"Well, it used to. Downstairs, but they turned it into another bar," she says.
I let her go and smile at Keanu. He immediately holds a fist up to me.
"You wanna play 'Rock, Rock, Rock' for her?"
"It's 'Scissors, Paper, Rock,' dude."
"Whoa." He looks around the bar. No one's recognized him yet with the trucker cap pulled tight over his eyes. "Let's play anyway. She's fine."
I sigh. "Okay...once, twice, three...shoot!"
I put down the scissors. Keanu asks, "Dude, what's with the peace sign?"
Before I can answer, Keanu throws a rock. And then another. Then another.
Rock, rock, rock.
He slaps me on the shoulder and starts off toward our waitress, whom I should mention was never so cute as she was at this exact moment.
"This time, put a hot picture of me up, maybe one where I'm all damp?" he says over his shoulder. I nod. I can see that the waitress is already smiling.
Smiling at me. I'd bet her two buckets of Rolling Rocks that Keanu would sit in my booth, get all excited at the lack of a kitchen in the Viper Room, and then hit on her after playing Scissors, Paper, Rock.
She didn't believe me.
Maybe she'll do better next Monday, Keanu or no Keanu.
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